Hand Luggage, Hï & Hard Rock
Ok, so, I lied.
Booking a one way ticket to Australia and moving to the other side of the world wasn’t my first ‘delulu’ act after divorce.
I started this series with a slightly shorter spontanious trip…
I went to Ibiza.
For 24 hours.
Becuase when one door closes (my marriage & ten year relationship), another one opens on a Jet2 flight to Ibiza.

Girl Maths.
You could say divorce made me do it. You could also blame the bottle of wine consumed on a Thursday afternoon…
It all started with a very normal suggestion: “shall we go out this weekend?“
Somewhere after the second glass of wine we’d somehow talked our selves into a little city break for the night. Then came the adding up of expenses to take into consideration. Trains. Hotels. Ubers. Dinner. Drinks. Suddenly, our “girls’ night” was looking like it required a financial adviser.
And then, the third glass of wine was poured…
“How funny would it be if we just went to Ibiza?”
Obviously, we laughed. Then, we checked the flights.
Turned out, Ibiza was cheaper than a city break.
And so, at this point, there was only one responsible thing to do.
Book it!



POA: Our Irresponsible? Ibiza Itinerary.
Our Plan Of Action was simple:
Get a flight to Ibiza. Go to the club. Get a flight home.
No hotel. No suitcase. No sensible explanation.
It sounded like it could either be terrifc… or tragic… right?
The logistics were questionable. The only thing we planned on taking with us was a small handbag each; for a bit of makeup, a bikini, and tooth brush, oh, and the unwavering belief that this was somehow a bargain.
Looking back, it was probably the first glimpse of the version of me that was about to emerge…
Less concerned with whether something was sensible and more interested in whether it would make a good story.
And this one definitely did!
We spent the entire flight in disbelief that we were actually doing this. Most people getting off our flight were more than likely heading towards a beautiful villa, a boutique hotel or at the very least, a bed.
There was something surreal about stepping onto a plane to go to Ibiza for the night knowing that we had nothing booked once we landed.
Well, I suppose we did. We had tickets to the club. Der.

Hello. Hï. It’s me.
We landed at around 10pm but Hï Ibiza doesn’t open until 11pm, which gave us plenty of time for a few ‘pres’ before our boogie.
Disclaimer: technically we’d been having ‘pres’ since 6pm at the Weatherspoons in the airport. I know, classy.
If you’ve been to Ibiza before, you’ll know that alcohol in clubs, in fact, any drink in a club in Ibiza, is boarderline day light robbery. Or night time robbery in this case. A bottle of water will set you back at least 20 euros. And two vodka sodas costs around 50 euros (and the rest!). So our girl maths had calcualted that getting tipsy before we landed was frugal financial planning.
After all, I had a divorce to pay for.
Once we got to the club, there was only one thing left to do: dance. And we kept dancing. And dancing. And somehow, suddenly, it was 7am and I’d done a weeks worth of cardio in 7 hours powered by red bull and having absolutley no regets.
Sunrise & Sore Heads.

But before we knew it, the club was closing.
Now, it’s at this point that the sense of achievement for staying up all night starts to split into two; spectacular or stupid. The adrenaline was still high at this point, so it was too soon to tell.
I’d spent so much of my twenties doing what I thought I was supposed to do; building a career, buying a house, getting married and generally being a responsible adult.
And then, at 28, I was standing outside a nightclub in Ibiza at 7am with a toothbrush in my handbag and absolutely no idea where I was sleeping.
Character development, I suppose.
For most people, once the club starts coordinating everyone out the venue, this is where the night draws to an end. The lines of taxis take over the strip with people ready to take cover in their beds in the disbelief that the following day has in fact already begun.
But we weren’t going to bed.
Largely because we didn’t have one.
And so, we headed to the beach.
The sun was coming up over the water, the sky had turned this ridiculous shade of pink and, after hours of music and flashing lights, everything was suddenly peaceful.
We’d come to Ibiza for one night out, but this ended up being one of those completely unexpected travel moments that you couldn’t have planned if you’d tried.
No itinerary. No reservation. No carefully researched sunrise spot.
It was completely spontaneous, completely ridiculous and somehow completely perfect.
Then, it hit us.
We now had the small matter of an entire day (and a slight hangover) to get through before our flight back home.
Saved By The Buffet.

At this point, hanger was kicking in and the lack of a hotel had gone from hilarious to humourless.
We were tired.
We were hungry.
And we had absolutely nowhere to lie down.
We were starting to question our delutional decision making. But we refused to accept defeat.
“If we had booked a hotel, where would we eat breakfast?”
The Hard Rock Hotel entered the chat.
Given the shortness of our trip, we weren’t wanting to mess around with Ubers back and forth across the island. The Hard Rock Hotel is just a short walk away from the main strip of Playa d’en Bossa, round the corner from Hï Ibiza.
We didn’t know if we’d be able or allowed to eat at their restaurant as non-staying guests, but we were women on a mission, still carrying some of that blind optimism in our handbag from the night before.
40 euros (each) later and the deal was done. Breakfast was served and we could finally sit down.
Yes, ok, it was a little pricey. But after dancing all night for the last 7 hours, you best believe we ate our moneys worth!
Once the food coma kicked in, it was time to tackle our final task of the trip: find somewhere to sleep.
We wondered down to the hotels sunloungers on the beach front and were offered two day beds and some clean towels. We could finally relax. We spent the rest of the day doing absolutely nothing; we slept, sunbathed, swam in the sea, ate some food, and sunbathed some more.



Snap Back To Reality. Ope. There Goes Gravity.
Before we knew it, it was 6pm and it was time to catch our flight home.
Back to reality. Sort of.
For so long, I’d thought starting over meant having some grand plan for what came next. A new career. A new home. A five-year plan. Something that made sense on paper.
But starting over doesn’t always have to be that serious.
Sometimes it just starts by saying: “fuck it, let’s go to Ibiza” .















